COPIED :: JUST FOR LAUGHS !!

Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings.
 
Disclaimer: Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
 
Life is like a luscious chocolate cake. Unfortunately, most of us are diabetic.
 
Anyone who isn't confused here doesn't really understand what's going on.
 
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
 
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
 
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, please do that now.
 
God bless Atheism!

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