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Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, and then scroll down for the answer. ANSWERS: Press Co...

Listen to this .. if you wanted to sleep .. tested this in my home .. all fell asleep .., zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ |-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asg8XMzOvCE&feature=related

Do you see a roaring lion .., or a helping hand ?? I AM I AN ILLUSION ... is this a statement or a question :)

Following is from the teachings of Vedanta... In Vedanta, heaven—or rather heavens—are accepted as part of the lower reality. Going to heaven is not the professed to be the ultimate goal of life. According to Vedanta, heaven can be likened to a vacation resort. After death, if one has done enough good deeds in life, one can go to heaven for a very long time. But eventually he will have to return to the earthly plane. Thus even though one may be in heaven, he is still bound and mired in ignorance to his true nature. [As it says in the Bhagavad-Gita: From Brahma Loka to the lowest world, all are places of misery wherein repeated birth and death take place O Arjuna. But one who comes to me, O son of Kunti, never takes birth again. (Gita 8:16)] The human goal according Vedanta is Self-realization. The Atma is the ultimate reality. When one realizes his true nature, he attains spiritual fulfillment in this life itself. Then, upon death, he does not go to any heavenly abod...

Gathered these pics from the internet.. thanks to those creative ppl ...  

Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings.   Disclaimer: Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I'm talking about.   Life is like a luscious chocolate cake. Unfortunately, most of us are diabetic.   Anyone who isn't confused here doesn't really understand what's going on.   There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.   I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.   All racists who are prepared to die for their country, please do that now.   God bless Atheism!

Rule (from my friend...)   Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now.   They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are.  So before you save the rainforest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try "delousing" the closet in your own room.